The Following People Are Going to Hell

It seemed like a good time to revise and rerun this…I’ll do so periodically.

New inductees are listed in Blue

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Now I don’t even believe in Hell, but I do find the idea comforting at times.

I like to think there is some sort of devine retribution for those who commit truly heinous acts against their fellowman- or their tastes and sensibilites.

I used to make mental lists of people I wanted to be in First Class on the first intergalactic, passenger carrying, nuclear missle, but I couldn’t think of anyone I hated enough to seat them next to Kathy Lee Gifford.

Instead, I’ve gone back to the simple idea that these people will spend eternity burning in hell.  Please note:  All these people are supposedly still living, therefore there  is time for them to atone for their sins.

  1. The person who invented Crocs.
  2. Adults who wear Crocs who aren’t gardening or have a medical excuse
  3. The person who invented paper napkins that dispense like toilet paper on a roll.
  4. Every0ne at Fox News
  5. George W Bush
  6. The entire Senior Management Team at USAirways
  7. Dick Cheney
  8. The people who started the trend of wearing flip flops outside one’s own home or at the beach.
  9. People who wear shorts and/or halter tops- male or female- on airplanes and complain about being cold.
  10. Sarah Palin
  11. John Edwards
  12. The person who invented double knit polyester pants.
  13. Pat Robertson-who will meet his friend Jerry Falwell there
  14. Bob McDonnell, Governor of Virginia
  15. Ken Cuccinelli, Attorney General of Virginia
  16. The people who build off site Rental Car Centers that require you to drag your luggage onto a bus to get there
  17. People who text while driving
  18. People who talk on their cell phones while driving instead of paying attention to the road and those around them.  In other words, most of them…
  19. Everyone who is cruel to animals
  20. Phyllis Schlafly and all the men at “Concerned Women for America”
  21. Ann Coulter
  22. Those who are so sure they are going to heaven and everyone else is not
  23. Bobby Brown-for ruining Whitney Houston’s life and career
  24. Whitney Houston for marrying Bobby Brown and doing that reality show
  25. Everyone involved with any reality TV series–especially Jon and Kate Goslin, whoever they may be
  26. Lindsay Lohan
  27. Robbie Williams- for being so talented but so unfocused, inconsistent and insecure
  28. All people who wear the same clothes to work they would wear to wash the car or mow the grass
  29. Helicopter Parents
  30. The TV Executive at CBS who cancelled “Moonlight
  31. The entire cast of “Jersey Shore”
  32. The Koch Brothers
  33. Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker
  34. Florida Governor Rick Scott
  35. Bristol Palin
  36. Charlie Sheen
  37. House Speaker John Boehner
  38. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell
  39. Broadway Producers who have set ticket prices at over $100 per sh0w
  40. All the writers and producers of this year’s Academy Awards Show
  41. Men who wear Tank Tops.
  42. Women who wear hip hugger jeans that create Muffin Tops.
  43. Anyone who talks on their cell phone in either a public or private bathroom.
  44. Women who wear sling-back shoes without appropriate prior attention to their heals.
  45. Men or women who wear sandals and don’t have regular pedicures.
  46. Larry King- it may be the only way to get rid of him.
  47. Texas Governor Rick Perry
  48. Legislators who vote for Daylight Savings Time extensions
  49. Michelle Bachmann
  50. Deborah Harkness- for ruining a very good book by not resolving anything at all  at the end of A Discovery of Witches
  51. All the Kardashians- whoever they are….
  52. People who put their hooves up on the seat in front of them at Movie Theatres- especially if it’s next to my head.
  53. Virginia Congressman Eric Cantor

This is a living list….more to come.

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4 Responses to The Following People Are Going to Hell

  1. gail says:

    You could have combined #25, #31 and #51 and just said everybody on Bravo t.v. My daughter actually had her picture taken with one of the Kardashians and it is posted on her facebook. I won’t tell her that you think they should all go to hell.

    I am thankful I didn’t make the list.

  2. Annette says:

    Here, Here… off to get a pedicure, for sure.

  3. LOVE! May I add Eric Cantor? Sad to say I live in his district 😦 FAIL!

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