Now I don’t even believe in Hell, but I do find the idea comforting at times.

I like to think there is some sort of divine retribution for those who commit truly heinous acts against their fellowman- or their tastes and sensibilities.

I used to make mental lists of people I wanted to be in First Class on the first intergalactic, passenger carrying, nuclear missle, but I couldn’t think of anyone I hated enough to seat them next to Kathy Lee Gifford.  Instead, I’ve gone back to the simple idea that these people will spend eternity burning in hell.  Please note:  All these people are supposedly still living, therefore there  is time for them to atone for their sins.

1. The person who invented Crocs.
2. Adults who wear Crocs who aren’t gardening or have a medical excuse
3. The person who invented paper napkins that dispense like toilet paper on a roll.
4. Everyone at Fox News
5. George W Bush
6. The entire Senior Management Team at USAirways
7. Dick Cheney
8. The people who started the trend of wearing flip-flops outside one’s own home or at the beach.
9. People who wear shorts and/or halter tops- male or female- on airplanes and complain about being cold.
10. Sarah Palin
11. John Edwards
12. The person who invented double-knit polyester pants.
13. Pat Robertson-who will meet his friend Jerry Falwell there
14. Bob McDonnell, Governor of Virginia
15. Ken Cuccinelli, Attorney General of Virginia
16. The people who build off site Rental Car Centers that require you to drag your luggage onto a bus to get there
17. People who text while driving
18. People who talk on their cell phones while driving instead of paying attention to the road and those around them.  In other words, most of them…
19. Everyone who is cruel to animals
20. Phyllis Schlafly and all the men at “Concerned Women for America”
21. Ann Coulter
22. Those who are so sure they are going to heaven and everyone else is not
23. Bobby Brown-for ruining Whitney Houston’s life and career
24. Whitney Houston for marrying Bobby Brown and doing that reality show
25. Everyone involved with any reality TV series–especially Jon and Kate Goslin, whoever they may be
26. Lindsay Lohan– and her Mother and Father
27. All people who wear the same clothes to work they would wear to wash the car or mow the grass
28. Helicopter Parents
29. The TV Executive at CBS who cancelled “Moonlight”
30. Everyone involved in financing the Tea Party
31. All the Tea Party Candidates
32. Bullies
33. The person who invented “Great Rooms”
34. Bill O’Reilly
35. Glenn Beck
36. The entire cast of “Jersey Shore”
37. Mel Gibson
38. The people who set the outrageous rates at “Assisted Living” facilities
39. All Politicians who want to cut or privatize Medicare, Veterans Benefits and Social Security
40. The person at the Gym who sets the TV over the Trainer’s Desk to Fox News so I’m forced to watch it
41. High School Physical Education teachers from the 1970’s
42. Bigots
43. People who think “facts” are irrelevant
44. People who are so Politically Correct they have no sense of humor
45. People who still insist the Civil War was about States Rights and not about Slavery
46. People who run Insurance Companies
47. People who wear Tank Tops
48. People who recline their seats on Airplanes taking even more space away from the person behind them
49. People who talk during movies, plays or concerts-especially those who talk on their cell phones during outrageously expensive Broadway shows.
50. People who speed outrageously, weaving in and out of traffic, so they can get to the stop light 1 second ahead of me

This is a living list….more to come.

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This is a revised repost from my other blog:  www.lostinthe21stcentury.com